I don't like birds. They defecate on my car.

I don't know why the mysterious collective referred to as "they" call this:

a bird's eye view. Birds do not have eyes on their stomachs. Birds to not dangle downward-facing eyeballs from their feet.

Birds have eyes on the sides of their heads. I think a bird's eye view is probably closer to this:

Just a thought.

Come on, Henry

Is it just me or has it been "Ford Truck Month" every month for the last seven years?