Decision 2008

Sometimes a comparison begs to be made. This is one of those times. You may not know that Ron Paul and Ru Paul actually are brothers, and they are both running for president. I made a graphic to help me keep them straight.



On one hand, Ru Paul would mean free socialized belly chains. But Ron Paul would make sure my personal belly chain liberties were protected.

CHAIRS: take a seat- you'll feel great!

For some reason I'm amused when I see magazine ads and billboards for milk. Or avocados. Or oranges. Because it's not a specific brand that's being advertised.

'Hey, buy this stuff- we don't even care what kind. Any kind will do. Just buy it, because it's good.'

It would be funny to see that outside of food products. I'd love to drive down I35 and see a billboard that reads:

SHOES
fun to wear, good for your feet

or

PENCILS
an American classic brought to you by the United Association of Pencil Manufacturers

An exchange

Person: See you later, alligator.

Myself: After this episode of The Commish, starfish.

Stronger

I want these so bad. In yellow.

(I just fear that I will be walking along, looking fly in my shutter shades and accidentally step on a pigeon that I couldn't see due to the positioning of a shutter in my field of vision. The problem at that point won't even be that a beautiful, innocent bird died. It will be that pigeon juice is on my shoes, and I can't live with that.)