Aftermath

I have never been a very lucky person.

Case in point- It came to my attention late last night that Dog the Bounty Hunter has joined the ranks of Michael Richards and Mel Gibson. In other words, he went on a racist tirade.

Way to tarnish the integrity of my Halloween costume, Dog. Way to make me look like a jerk. I was just trying to imitate your toughness and incredible skill with a tazer- not your backwards, bigoted attitude. Next time you decide to say horrible, inappropriate things, try to wait a few weeks from the day I dress up as you.

Maybe next year I'll laugh it off and say 'Oh hey, remember last Halloween when I accidentally dressed up as a hate monger? That was unfortunate.'

From now on, all celebrities planning on doing something stupid should be required to submit a form detailing the stupidity several weeks in advance. KThnx.