Yo Duggety.

Let's talk about the Duggar family. You know, those jumper-clad Arkansas people with 17 children?


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That's better. I like the Duggars. Why? Part of my interest in them comes from the fact that I grew up pretty differently. I'm an only child, a product of public schools, and my mom worked a full time job while I was growing up. Thus, they probably think I'm going to hell- I'm just glad I didn't spend my childhood days changing my brother's poopy diapers, being forced to play the Gaither Vocal Band's greatest hits on piano and churning butter.

Another cool thing is the mom's gravity defying bangs.


They look kind of soft despite their shape. I bet she hides babies in there sometimes. Plus, mom Michelle is creative. She came up with 17 'J' names for those kids. Okay, so Jebediah and Jedediah could get confusing, and Jinger is a stretch, but still- kudos to her for thinking of all those names.

You know what else is a stretch? Michelle Duggar's UTERUS.

It will be fascinating to see what this family is like twenty years from now. When you have that many children, your chance that some of them will be freaks as adults goes way up. I just can't wait for the book release Jinger's Story: My Journey Out of Conservative Middle America and in to Transsexual Nazi Hooker Scientology.